Exaggerated Advertisement For Holden Commodore

Holden Commodore Executive Wagon – Thanks to Wikimedia for this image

This 18th gen luxury mobile is out of stock. Being as long as a van and as low as a sports car, this is a ride of a life time. Da zoom-zoom (Commodore car) can switch from gas to petrol in a click of your thumb.

This one of a life time vehicle has seats that molded around your bum to neck. Its like a couch in a car, AWESOME. This car has air vent running throughout its interior, these veins even run through the doors.

The boot is seven feet long, and three feet wide. There is a case covering the spare tire and I call it the Drum Kit. The drum kit needs tightening Every so often.

This is the way to ride.

WARNING.

This ad is full of false information so don’t trust this text. The features listed above are true but exaggerated to some form.

Thanks to my friends Jesus & Mary for a luxury week driving in the commodore, I LOVED it!! Best ride ever!!

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